Originally Posted by Nuggets
I am going to start masturbating at 11:59 and attempt to continue into the new year.
Start out dry and then use a squirt or two of the lotion after the clock strikes to make sure of a successful win.
I do remember as a young buck in the 80's of starting to fukc in one year and not finishing until the next.
Nowdays I would have to plan it to close. First pump at 11:59:48.
Provided I get the little bastard dusted off and in working order.