I've got a small pile of scrap wood that is available if somebody wants it. It all came from a crappy built-in book case and the braces behind some wood paneling that I dismantled this week.
I'm not crafty so I have no clue what you could do with it beyond a bonfire or wood burning stove. There are a few nails stuck in some of the pieces though (I managed to remove most of the nails) so you could always fashion it into a weapon of some sort I imagine.
If just getting your hands on my wood doesn't sound like a good enough deal, I'll throw in the splitting of a 22 ounce Silver City Brewery Scotch Ale (9% ABV) or a Dos XX (while supplies last).
My wood is located not far off of Maple just west of Birmingham. Send me a message if interested.