I had no idea you did all this shit after leaving the house. LMAO!! Metalone is a good guy and don't see him actually doing this. I mean seriously why would you ever want to put your kid in a situation like that????? All that will happen is you will get arrested and the Ex will tell stories about its CRAZY father and why he will never be able to see his kid. No good can come from something like this for anyone.
BTW, It definitely was not me that posted this thread, but I laughed the entire time reading it!!