A. The Spanish smell, and so do the French. France is the biggest mass collection of wusses known to man.
B. China could just drown you with rubber bouncy balls and cheap 25 cent vending machine yo-yos...that's dangerous. In a ground war with Iran, you may get trampled by stampeding Camels.
C. Israelites will be either too busy praying or bombing people in their own country. Great Britain's citizens will be too busy at the dentist.
I dunno.....it's a hard choice....