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Old January 9th, 2010, 04:10 AM   #1
Disturban
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Default Border Crossings

If You Cross The North Korean
Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard
Labor.


If You Cross The Iranian
Border Illegally You Are Detained
Indefinitely.


If You Cross The Afghan
Border Illegally, You Get Shot.


If You Cross The Saudi Arabian
Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.


If You Cross The Chinese
Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard From
Again.


If You Cross The Venezuelan
Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And
Your Fate Will Be Sealed.


If You Cross The Cuban
Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To
Rot.


If You Cross The U.s. Border Illegally You Get:

A Job,
A Drivers License,
Social Security Card,
Welfare,
Food Stamps,
Credit Cards,
Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
Free Education,
Free Health Care,
A Lobbyist In Washington,
Billions Of Dollars Worth Of Public Aid,
Documents Printed In Your Native Language,
The Right To Carry Your Country's Flag While
You Protest That You Don't Get Enough Respect,
And, In Many Instances, You Can Also Vote.
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