Its amazing how things change once your over the hill that you didnt even see coming . Here are some examples for you , think i made these up ! wait till your my age
We still use many of the same terms young folks use , we just use them with a different meaning .
Three sum :
Dont think sex , this no longer has any such meaning . What it means now is your wife will be bringing along some person you really dont want there for dinner or some other gathering .
Wife swaping :
This is sort of the same when your young or old , the differerence is the purpose for swampping wifes . What it means at my age is your swapping for a valid reason . Heres a great example . Your wife is an excellent cook but the laundry is backed way up . You swap with your buddy who is looking mighty clean but could use a good meal :tonka:
Whats the difference ? Its now for a mutual foot rub
Will you sleep with me ? :
It means just what it says , SLEEP .
Pet names of effection :
Sugar , honey sweetheart . Young use them as terms of endearment . At my age i use them becuase i cant remember her name to safe my ass .
I wish i could afford a maid for you honey :
Now its for the purpose of cleaning the house .:tonka: