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Old November 22nd, 2009, 10:51 PM   #168
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand

was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a

conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and

his bid to be our President.



The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a “post turtle.”



Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a “post turtle”

was.



The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come

across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a “post turtle”.



The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to

explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up

there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder

what kind of dumb asses put him up there.”
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