Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: Theres not enough of them.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: Because he hasn't finished reading the first one yet.
Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: I have more respect for a carp.
Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of her mouth not her ass.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: Staff meeting.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: A penitentiary has more ethical behavior.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: A pizza has some value.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: Both of them, because shit floats and so does fat.
Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress?
A: Hitlers dream.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler?
Q: What's another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
Q: Why doesn't Obama pray?
A: Who would he pray to, Himself.....
- Barack Obama: He's not black, he's more the color of shit
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