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Old October 22nd, 2009, 07:58 PM   #135
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Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.

Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.

Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!!

Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress?
A: An Obama-nation.

Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler wrote his own book.

Q: What's another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.

Q: Why doesn't Obama pray?

A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
  • - Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!
  • - Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"
  • - No one wants to see GM's new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!
  • - The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. 25 to life seems appropriate
  • - Obama doesn't want terrorists tortured. He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.
  • New Barack Channel (NBC)
  • Another Barack Channel (ABC)
  • My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)
He still sucks
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