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Old October 19th, 2009, 11:41 AM   #1
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Default Delete your account here on GL

I am starting a new business on GL4x4.

This will consist of you sending me money through paypal to delete your account here on GL.

I have 4 different packages set up so you can choose the depth of deletion.

Bronze Package
-deletes basic profile information including your avatar.

Silver Package
-Bronze package basic
-backlogs and deletes any thread you ever created on GL4x4.

Gold Package
-Silver package basic
-backlogs and deletes any pictures you posted on Gl4x4.
-sends a PM to all people who have ever pm'd you calling you names.

AJ Hall special
-Gold package basic
-Deletes all of your posts on GL4x4 not just the threads created.
-sends the a "bouquet" to all gl4x4 users who have ever smited you.
-bans all users (for one day) who have hurt you.
-creats a new account with a new username of random digits consisting of the word CowboyMudder123 etc. and auto creates 3 new threads.
1st thread created is a thread bashing GL4x4 for being stupid as hell. Any post after yours will automatically be quoted and calling the user a fuckface.
2nd thread will call out GL4x4 for being an unfriendly 4x4 park and offroad group. anytime anyone posts in this thread they will be sent a pm telling them to stfu and that your going to kill and eat their dog.
3rd and final thread is going to post a prayer for all GL members. Any member posting in this thread will be PM'd said prayer.

Last edited by Pokerob; October 19th, 2009 at 11:48 AM.
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