[T] "What's the matter?"
[E] "I don't know, my leg, it hurts!"
[T] "Leg?!? I thought you said it was your tummy?!?"
[E] "Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bummed knee!"
[T] "Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over.
And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework."
[E] "But don't you wanna give me after school detention?"
[T] "Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him."