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The thread of revenge

3K views 41 replies 31 participants last post by  FlatFender 
#1 ·
So, my dad was living with a girl who became a psycho bitch from hell. they were gonna get married. Then she became psycho hose beast bitch from hell, and decided my dad should leave. Things have really deteriorated in thier relationship. He bought a house here in Michigan (she lives in Dayton) and is in the process of moving back. This weekend he gets the final load of stuff from her house in Dayton. As he makes this final visit, he wanted to leave something by which she may remember him by, yet couldn't pin on her in case the heat is on. Do you have any ideas? I figured this would be a good thread and entertaining as well. In all actuality, I am betting my dad wouldn't do anything as he made the final trip. Anyways, who has a great idea?

I told him to do a load of laundry for her, throwing in a chunk of fiberglass insulation in the dryer... always makes underwear feel really nice against your skin...
 
#4 ·
Go to Wally world, K-mart, Meijer, or any other book store. Pull out all the little page finders from all the great magazines. Now buy some pre-addressed labels for her house and check the box bill me later:stan: The magazine collecters will be calling for months. :bdr2:
 
#6 ·
I've used dish soap as laundry soap in a pinch, that's a no go.

Empty half her dish washer soap out and replace it with dish soap. Mix well so it still looks like dish washer soap. She'll remember him then.
 
#14 ·
Haha ha ahaaa:tonka: omg that was so funny! I wonder if I am gonna have to explain to my dad what a taint is...

AJ is a taint
 
#19 ·
Oh for sure the Upper decker, fiberglass insulation in the dryer, dish soap in the laundry soap, oh and don't forget the upper decker, magazine subscriptions, and take a piss in her shampoo or conditioner and mix it in real well. When all else is done, don't forget the upper decker, nothing says class like a poo splashing around in the tank. Oh and then she will smell like piss after every shower. She will like that. Nice, she will remember for a long time to come. Lol
 
#27 ·
forget about her and get on with his life.
 
#29 ·
I have always been fond of leaving one in "dry dock".
For extra credit, you can turn of the supply valve to the throne, then flush again and again, until the tank is dry.
Then, leave a log in the tank, or "upper deck", and another in the bowl, in "dry dock".
I also recommend peeing in shampoo and conditioner bottles. :woot:
 
#33 ·
x50 lol......dry dock.......


Here's a fav, get yourself some raw chicken and place it in several heating ducts around the house. Make sure you push it back really far with a stick or something so your victom can't just reach in and remove it. After a few days event the maggots will be throwing up.
 
#34 ·
Call the utilities companies from her house. State you are their spouse and make up some excuse to them that you're leaving the house for a while and that you want to shut off the cable, water, gas, and electric. Also be sure to go to the post office and get a change of address forms. Have the mail forwarded to somewhere in Alaska. :sonicjay:

She'll be confused as hell and will take a bit to figure out whats going on, but it will be enough to be a hassle.
 
#37 ·
sick fucks, just leave and forget her. Unless she really pissed you off then I would piss on her bed by her pillow.
 
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