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Ever ask a question,......

2K views 20 replies 19 participants last post by  merr6267 
#1 ·
And as soon as the words come out of your mouth, you wonder why the f*ck you asked ????

Customer picking up his vehicle yesterday, says he's been laid sick up for 4 weeks. I asked what happened.



So he tells me he has a "testicular cyst".
Then tells me about the time he had one in his butt crack, the size of a golf ball.
And it popped while he was taking a dump. Filled the bowl with blood and gunk.
Then he reached back there, and pulled the white center of it out with his fingers, says it looked like a big fat grub, made of puss.
Good God, if I had one of those growing in "the Boys", I think I would break out the tools and get to work on it.
 
#13 ·
SAAAA ICK!!! lol. I too have really terrible "word vomit" (that's what I call it). I often find myself saying things/asking questions that I really regret afterwards haha. Never had one quite backfire on me such as that one did. I don't know how I would have reacted to something like that. For sure would have thrown up in my mouth a little though...
 
#21 ·
So do you:naughty:

Ok, I'm sorry for that . . . but I just had to. :) And I meant it in the nicest way.
 
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