Kelly Pickler - first girl to get to third base with.
Taylor Swift - first girl to bring home to mom.
Faith Hill - MILF (or Shania Twain, but kid-less I believe)
Miranda Lambert - girl you hook up with at a bonfire
Gretchen Wilson - oops, too many at the bar
Carrie Underwood - second girl to bring home to mom and to keep happy.
Kelly Pickler - Fuckable
Taylor Swift - Fuckable
Faith Hill - Fuckable
Miranda Lambert - Fuckable
Gretchen Wilson - Fuckable
Carrie Underwood - Fuckable
Kelly Pickler - Fuckable
Taylor Swift - Fuckable (but wearing a condom, and a stab-proof vest..that bitch is nuts)
Faith Hill - Fuckable
Miranda Lambert - Fuckable
Gretchen Wilson - Fuckable (but wearing a condom, she most likly just got gang banged at the local mudbogg)
Carrie Underwood - Fuckable
If you screw Taylor Swift, there's a good chance she'll write a song about you. Pro-tip: Make sure you stick it in her poo hole; I've never heard the word 'anal' in a country song.
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