Go Back   Great Lakes 4x4 > General > Classic Threads
GL4x4 Live! GL4x4 Casino GL4x4 Arcade

Classic Threads Threads to good to lose! Now all found in one forum!

Search
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old March 13th, 2008, 05:26 PM   #1
Rocky
DMJC Res A**hole
 
Rocky's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: Sterling Hts
Posts: 7,648
iTrader: (13)
Best of Tjrockdogg

Feel free to add new ones as you find them. I stopped after 10 pages of searching.

Quote:
when are you children going to grow up and stop being so jealous because you don't measure up.

the only white guy is a very far-fetched statement, I know of several white males as well endowed as I and even larger.

I guess you could call it a club, but not to worry if you measured up you'd know about the club
Quote:
so why are you saying my penis is mutant, is it possibly because it may be 3 times larger than your own.
Quote:
well actually, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt considering your only 22. I was guessing around 3.5-4"
Quote:
if your saying you have 12, you must be refering to cm. which to get an inch equivalent you divide by 2.8.

so with that equation mine comes out to 29.4 cm

yours would be 4.2"
Quote:
well since your so young and probably didn't pay attention in school.

the penis is a group of muscles and everyone knows that if you properly excercize your muscles they will grow and get bigger.

so penis size has more to do with use rather than age.

there are limitations involved, such as genetics, build, body structure, and bone strength.

Quote:
I really don't think 10.5" is abnormal

you guys are the ones calling it abnormal, the only thing that points to name calling is jealousy.

Quote:
good thing your in Kally, might have to ass rape you with a 48" high-lift
Quote:
rape infers an unwilling participant, he may want + enjoy a 48" high-lift shoved up his ass.
Quote:
the best advice I can give, is keep your throat away from other people's asses
Quote:
that very well could be, but he spelt penis correctly in his first reference of the word. maybe because it's so small he calls it a "penor" close to peanut.

and as for nik-names that's what...
Quote:
I wasn't bragging, just saying what the women I have tried it with have said.

the only reason people would come out and say that I was bragging, would be because that don't measure up in the first place.
Quote:
I was just being honest, but if you think my reference is gay, sounds like your interested in my size. sorry to inform you that I don't play that way
Quote:
25 yrs of sex with different women, I'd have to say I've tried it. all the women said the same thing (at least the ones I tried it with) I'm just too thick and long for them to enjoy it. this from women that actually perfer it that way.

 

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by silverxj View Post
I doubt that porchmonkeys are ever jealous of greasemonkeys.

Last edited by Rocky; March 13th, 2008 at 06:00 PM.
Rocky is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old March 13th, 2008, 05:27 PM   #2
FlamesFearMe
Custom User Title
 
FlamesFearMe's Avatar
 
Join Date: 05-03-06
Location: shorty's pants
Posts: 8,042
iTrader: (11)
tj cock dog

Where is my prize bitch?

 

__________________
What? You hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There is a support group for that. It's called "everybody" and it meets at the Bar. - Drew Carey
FlamesFearMe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 05:29 PM   #3
Rocky
DMJC Res A**hole
 
Rocky's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: Sterling Hts
Posts: 7,648
iTrader: (13)
PM the person of the quotes.

 

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by silverxj View Post
I doubt that porchmonkeys are ever jealous of greasemonkeys.
Rocky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 05:29 PM   #4
lets blaze
still 2wd action baby
 
lets blaze's Avatar
 
Join Date: 12-06-06
Location: Howard City
Posts: 4,087
iTrader: (2)
hahahahaha

 

lets blaze is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 05:57 PM   #5
silverxj
Senior Member
 
silverxj's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: Davisburg
Posts: 3,228
iTrader: (41)
Why isn't this in "classic threads" yet?

 

__________________
4.7L, aw4, 4:1 231, 44, 60, 5.13's, 39.5", H1's.
silverxj is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 06:00 PM   #6
Rocky
DMJC Res A**hole
 
Rocky's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: Sterling Hts
Posts: 7,648
iTrader: (13)
New title.

 

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by silverxj View Post
I doubt that porchmonkeys are ever jealous of greasemonkeys.
Rocky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 07:27 PM   #7
JEEPR
Playing Possum
 
JEEPR's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: Harrison Township
Posts: 6,062
iTrader: (8)
Hahahaha!!

 

__________________
JEEPR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 07:38 PM   #8
nixxerRsixxer
Homewrecker
 
nixxerRsixxer's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-06-05
Location: humanresources
Posts: 3,076
iTrader: (0)
Send a message via ICQ to nixxerRsixxer Send a message via AIM to nixxerRsixxer Send a message via Yahoo to nixxerRsixxer
jealousy.. it hides in the hallway..

 

__________________
He had a steady job and watched what he spent.
He'd say I don't believe in payin' no goddamn rent.
I'll squirrel away every goddamn cent
and buy my own damn house in Kalamazoo.
nixxerRsixxer is online now   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 07:47 PM   #9
bj house
Senior Member
 
bj house's Avatar
 
Join Date: 06-02-06
Location: Auburn Hills, MI
Posts: 4,231
iTrader: (2)
Nice nothing like being full of yourself. How much you want to bet he wishes he was missing a rib.

 

__________________
02 Ex 7.3L
76/79 F150
83 GTI
53 CJ3A
02 YZ426,85 IT200,71 T250
65 Interceptor
bj house is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 07:52 PM   #10
Skooter_Built
Mutha F'n Lead Farmer
 
Skooter_Built's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: Whitelake, MI
Posts: 6,014
iTrader: (12)
Quote:
Originally Posted by nixxerRsixxer View Post
jealousy.. it hides in the hallway..
and wears a trench coat to hide its massive wang.

 

__________________
I'm the man in White.

If you want peace, prepare for war!

Quote:
Originally Posted by kruzty133 View Post
lol they are all young with low miles and all seals are tight and no leaks. as far as trail ready as you can see the cowboy hat should be a dead give away!! ;()
Skooter_Built is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 07:53 PM   #11
ScOoTeR
667-Neighbor of the Beast
 
ScOoTeR's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-09-05
Location: Howell
Posts: 9,943
iTrader: (4)
You know, you can't have a good penis thread without skooter & scooter posting.
+1

 

__________________
http://jcroffroad.com/images/banner/jcrGL.gif
ScOoTeR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 08:12 PM   #12
Roadhouse
DrivewayJeeper
 
Roadhouse's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: Sanford
Posts: 10,526
iTrader: (4)
Quote:
Originally Posted by ScOoTeR View Post
You know, you can't have a good penis thread without skooter & scooter posting.
+1
Or Scottie for that matter..............where is he?

 

Roadhouse is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 08:15 PM   #13
ScOoTeR
667-Neighbor of the Beast
 
ScOoTeR's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-09-05
Location: Howell
Posts: 9,943
iTrader: (4)
Skewered on 10.5" of the meanest man-meat this side of the rio-grande?

 

__________________
http://jcroffroad.com/images/banner/jcrGL.gif
ScOoTeR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 08:33 PM   #14
nixxerRsixxer
Homewrecker
 
nixxerRsixxer's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-06-05
Location: humanresources
Posts: 3,076
iTrader: (0)
Send a message via ICQ to nixxerRsixxer Send a message via AIM to nixxerRsixxer Send a message via Yahoo to nixxerRsixxer
Quote:
Originally Posted by ScOoTeR View Post
Skewered on 10.5" of the meanest man-meat this side of the rio-grande?
Mr Hands = Rockdogg ?

 

__________________
He had a steady job and watched what he spent.
He'd say I don't believe in payin' no goddamn rent.
I'll squirrel away every goddamn cent
and buy my own damn house in Kalamazoo.
nixxerRsixxer is online now   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 08:35 PM   #15
silverxj
Senior Member
 
silverxj's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: Davisburg
Posts: 3,228
iTrader: (41)
Quote:
Originally Posted by bj house View Post
Nice nothing like being full of yourself. How much you want to bet he wishes he was missing a rib.
With his gigantor unit I don't think missing ribs matter. Sounds as if all he needs to do is sit with his head down.

 

__________________
4.7L, aw4, 4:1 231, 44, 60, 5.13's, 39.5", H1's.
silverxj is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 08:54 PM   #16
Leanz
Senior Member
 
Leanz's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-04-05
Location: Oakland County, MI
Posts: 4,249
iTrader: (7)
the ignorance!! using your penis more doesnt make it bigger just because its a muscle :tonka: the most you could gain from using it more is shooting distance and being able to make it bob up and down more haha theres a muscle that anchors it to the abdomen and one that contracts during ejaculation to help transport sperm..... d'oh

 

__________________
Leanz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 09:01 PM   #17
MUDFLAPS
I Just Can't Wait
 
MUDFLAPS's Avatar
 
Join Date: 08-24-06
Location: Clarkston/Port Huron
Posts: 2,644
iTrader: (2)
Send a message via AIM to MUDFLAPS
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leanz View Post
the ignorance!! using your penis more doesnt make it bigger just because its a muscle :tonka: the most you could gain from using it more is shooting distance and being able to make it bob up and down more haha theres a muscle that anchors it to the abdomen and one that contracts during ejaculation to help transport sperm..... d'oh
you are awesome

I still vote MONSTER COCK!

 

__________________
Candy apples and razor blades
Little dead are soon in graves
I remember Halloween

This day anything goes
Burning bodies hanging from poles
I remember Halloween
MUDFLAPS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 13th, 2008, 09:17 PM   #18
Nuggets
BDMC
 
Nuggets's Avatar
 
Join Date: 09-15-06
Location: Bay City, MI
Posts: 1,868
iTrader: (1)
Doingers don't have muscles, they're hydraulic! Nature says get ready for action, valves open, doinger fills up with blood (boing) and a good time is had by all.

 

Nuggets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 14th, 2008, 01:02 AM   #19
Monkeyevil
))<>((
 
Monkeyevil's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: Kalamazoo, MI
Posts: 6,050
iTrader: (6)
Send a message via AIM to Monkeyevil
http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/natu...rica-20-JR.jpg

 

__________________
JcrOffroad
The U.S. economy has diabetes. Eat a cookie and settle the hell down.
Monkeyevil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old March 14th, 2008, 06:57 AM   #20
Nuggets
BDMC
 
Nuggets's Avatar
 
Join Date: 09-15-06
Location: Bay City, MI
Posts: 1,868
iTrader: (1)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monkeyevil View Post
?

 

Nuggets is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply