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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:13 PM   #1
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this not good

somy gf called me today to say she is going to have a kid oh crap this sucks i dont have money for this so how do i tell my dad

 


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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:15 PM   #2
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"Accidentally" call him Grandpa.

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:15 PM   #3
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punch her in the stomach a few times, and throw her down the stairs...problem solved.

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:16 PM   #4
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"Accidentally" call him Grandpa.






On a more serious note, don't fornicate


btw is it yours?

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:18 PM   #5
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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:19 PM   #6
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change your user name to Farm_Dad then have your dad surf gl4x4 leading to this thread, whilst you are out of town.

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:24 PM   #7
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somy gf called me today to say she is going to have a kid oh crap this sucks i dont have money for this so how do i tell my dad

to be honest bro. just man up and tell him. Look at this way you were man enough to partake in the actions to get in this, just be up frt and tell him. He will respect you more as a man, then hiding from the truth

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:26 PM   #8
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Write him a letter, it will buy you some time:tonka: I think the above advice is about the best I've heard so far, good luck, and congrat's.

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:27 PM   #9
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deerslayer is right.

in the words of homer simpson:

"Aw, kids are great Apu, you can teach them to hate the things you hate."

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:29 PM   #10
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Farmboy, have her douche with coke, and remember that deep rear entry action should get rid of it

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:29 PM   #11
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if i was your gf id get a paternity test ..:tonka:..and if it's your's make sure it has a better education then u had....anyway congrats...

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:29 PM   #12
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shoulda pulled out dude.

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:31 PM   #13
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wrap it like it's Christmas next time

or do this more

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:32 PM   #14
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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:32 PM   #15
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wrap it like it's Christmas next time
moneyshot > wrappingup

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:33 PM   #16
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Don't sweat it. Its probably not yours anyway.

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:34 PM   #17
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Are you allowed to procreate?

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:34 PM   #18
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somy gf called me today to say she is going to have a kid oh crap this sucks i dont have money for this so how do i tell my dad
Farm_boy, I just talked to a doctor. You need do this to find out if its yours..

1. Smell your private area.
2. Call her and tell her you need to smell her private area.
3. if they smell alike, then its yours
4. if it smells like something else, its not yours.

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:35 PM   #19
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It's gonna be easier to tell your dad than to tell her dad. He's going to kill you

 

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Old January 23rd, 2008, 02:35 PM   #20
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Are you allowed to procreate?
x2 did u get ahold of bigcunt for the proper permits..???

 

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