I need emergency help. nevermind, mission aborted.

clarkstoncracker · February 24th, 2006, 04:21 PM

ok, I'm sitting in the terminal in milwaukee right now.

I'm at gate e-66.

There are about 120 open seats around me, and this cute girl choose to sit two seats away from me, and put all her shit in the middle seat between us..

I figure I will say to her whatever you guys tell me to.

go.

no words have been exhanged yet.

swampjeep · February 24th, 2006, 04:23 PM

ask her if she wants to have sex on the plane with you

AWK · February 24th, 2006, 04:24 PM

With all these open seats, why was it that you chose that one?

or

Do you fuk on the first date?

clarkstoncracker · February 24th, 2006, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swampjeep

ask her if she wants to have sex on the plane with you

I can't open like that.

come on.

I see why you haven't been laid in 12 years.

Grandman · February 24th, 2006, 04:26 PM

Hello < so simple so effective .:gman:

ya im a hopless romantic but it pays no dividens

clarkstoncracker · February 24th, 2006, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grandman

Hello < so simple so effective .:gman:

ya im a hopless romantic but it pays no dividens

hahahaha

Ok, now we got something.

I said Hi, and she said "hey"

I said just a minute, I need to find out what to say next.

she laughed.

KaiserJeep · February 24th, 2006, 04:31 PM

See where she is headed...

clarkstoncracker · February 24th, 2006, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaiserJeep

See where she is headed...

Detroit.

:tonka:

She lives in bloomfield hills.

and she is here visiting her kid who her ex boyfriend has custody.

hotness = 0

AWK · February 24th, 2006, 04:34 PM

Tell her you like Hummers........ Long pause........................................and Jeeps

Yetti · February 24th, 2006, 04:35 PM

you might as well find out if she is going to be on the plane with you for the ride home. who know it could be some one new for the club. see if she like trail riding or the out doors.