I would like to make a few suggestions for this years Pig Gig

[Immortal]

.....A live rock band, Strippers, Stripper poles in the pavilion, professional fireworks, armed security, concession stands, carnival rides, and a local news crew.

[Blackbeast2]

hell yea if nothing else def. the strippers and if no one can bring a pole they can just dance around me.

[Miffy]

Originally Posted by Immortal

.....A live rock band, Strippers, Stripper poles in the pavilion, professional fireworks, armed security, concession stands, carnival rides, and a local news crew.

Do you slip off the deep end often? :tonka:

[PetalMel]

Well, now I'm disappointed. It was my understanding that we are enough entertainment in ourselves and that all that other stuff would just be overkill.......



But, Mort, if you bring dollars I might be persuaded to dance for you

[biohazardbill]

No strippers.... I dont wanna be married AGAIN......

[Grandman]

Originally Posted by PetalMel

Well, now I'm disappointed. It was my understanding that we are enough entertainment in ourselves and that all that other stuff would just be overkill.......



But, Mort, if you bring dollars I might be persuaded to dance for you

In this case , i got a " pole " i can erect for you to dance around

[Stan]

Originally Posted by biohazardbill

No strippers.... I dont wanna be married AGAIN......

We could have one of those mail-order Elvis pastors on standby for Bill.

[Stan]

Originally Posted by Grandman

In this case , i got a " pole " i can erect for you to dance around

Ok, this is just a little disturbing.:gman:

[Rocky]

What about a pole for midget strippers to dance on?

[Stan]

Originally Posted by Rocky

What about a pole for midget strippers to dance on?

Midget strippers would kick ass.

Maybe a little midget bowling down the hill.

[Miffy]

Originally Posted by Stan

Midget strippers would kick ass.

Maybe a little midget bowling down the hill.

we have those we call them grandkids..........

[Rocky]

Originally Posted by Stan

Midget strippers would kick ass.

Maybe a little midget bowling down the hill.

I like the way you think Stan.

[Skooter_Built]

i can get drunk again and light off fireworks, im an expert at it

[Miffy]

Originally Posted by Skooter_Built

i can get drunk again and light off fireworks, im an expert at it

oh no, no!!! fireworks would only let the officers of the law know where we are..

but who knows maybe they would party with us I know one of the local state boys owne a hummer......

[yogi]

you might have to add to the rules list
no fireworks
no stripers unless there midgets
no erect poles of grandmans:dunie:




yogi

I will bring my $$ bills

[Immortal]

Originally Posted by yogi

no stripers unless there midgets

yogi

If one midget shows up this year to the pig gig and I mean a real one wearing a strippers outfit not only will I lmfao (at the idea of a stripper midget) but I will sell my YJ

[Stan]

Originally Posted by Immortal

If one midget shows up this year to the pig gig and I mean a real one wearing a strippers outfit not only will I lmfao (at the idea of a stripper midget) but I will sell my YJ

I'm searching for a local contact right now.:tonka:

[MuddyPaws]

Originally Posted by Grandman

In this case , i got a " pole " i can erect for you to dance around

Yea he got his prescription filled...:tonka:

[yogi]

i beleive theres a midget camp just around the corner



yogi