Rush Limbaugh Arrested!

[mikesova]

*Breaking News*

According to Fox News, Rush Limbaugh was arrested this afternoon. Fox also quoted Limbaugh's attorney saying that the charge will be dropped in 18 months if Limbaugh can show he is no longer using drugs and has beaten his addiction.

Rush Limbaugh has been under investigation since one of his employees confessed that Limbaugh had pressured her to be a "drug mule," first aquiring and then carrying enormous quantities of drugs and cash for Limbaugh. By some reports, Limbaugh bought thousands of pills per purchase, and was taking as many as 90 pills a day -- crushed up and snorted.

Limbaugh's addiction was so severe that he became deaf (a known side-effect of pain killer abuse). Only after a series of expensive surgeries was Limbaugh's hearing partially restored, although he will depend on hearing aids for the rest of his life.

[clarkstoncracker]

it was *breaking news* in the pub about an hour ago

:tonka:

[kerryann]

The only reason it's breaking news is that hes not some liberal hippy.. :tonka:

[ScOoTeR]

Bet you didn't even need lotion for that story.

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...poot...ahhhhhhhh.

[Hal9000]

what a dumb ass

[mikesova]

Originally Posted by ScOoTeR

Bet you didn't even need lotion for that story.

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...poot...ahhhhhhhh.

i'm just gonna keep posting more shit. don't worry.

[ScOoTeR]

Originally Posted by mikesova

i'm just gonna keep posting more shit. don't worry.

I think I enjoy it as much as you do, especially since Rush has been quoted as saying there should be no mercy for drug abusers....

....but isn't saying much to that effect now. :tonka: